Monday, August 17, 2009

KIOSK SK KID 1

BILIK PEMULIHAN KHAS
PBS SEM2


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Saturday, August 15, 2009

AH BENG

Ah Beng bought a new mobile.
He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said, 'My Mobile No. Has changed. Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610'

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Ah Beng : I am a Proud, coz my son is in Medical College.
Friend: Really, what is he studying.
Ah Beng: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.


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Ah Beng : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
Ah Beng : Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.


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Ah Beng : If I die, will u remarry?
Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
Ah Beng : No, I'll also stay with your sister.

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Ah Beng : People consider me as a 'GOD'
Wife: How do you know??
Ah Beng : When I went to the Park today, everybody said, Oh GOD! U have come again.


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Ah Beng complained to the police: 'Sir, all items are missing,
except the TV in my house.'
Police: 'How the thief did not take TV?'
Ah Beng : 'I was watching TV news...'


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Ah Beng comes back 2 his car & find a note saying 'Parking Fine'. He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole 'Thanks for complement.'

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How do you recognize Ah Beng in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.


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Once Ah Beng was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on other. So the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the weather forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot


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Ah Beng in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and Says 'Hello, how did you know I was here?'

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Ah Beng : Why are all these people running?
Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Ah Beng - If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?


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Teacher: 'I killed a person' convert this sentence into future tense
Ah Beng : The future tense is 'u will go to jail'

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Ah Beng told his servant: 'Go and water the plants!'
Servant: 'It's already raining.'
Ah Beng : 'So what? Take an umbrella anad go.'


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A man asked Ah Beng why Ahmad Badawi goes walking in the Evening and not in the morning?

Ah Beng replied Ahmad Badawi is PM not AM



Have a good day!

Tuesday, August 11, 2009


syg...tk keta yg ktk mk glak tgk gmbrnya tek...
hehe..syg3 ktk glak2..rndu..

Monday, August 10, 2009

"SATU MALAYSIA

RAKYAT DIDAHULUKAN
PENCAPAIAN DIUTAMAKAN"

MALAM ASPIRASIKU MALAYSIA

TARIKH : 12 OGOS 2009
MASA : 8.30 MALAM
TEMPAT : DEWAN MUHIBBAH

PERSEMBAHAN DARI PPISMP AMBILAN JULAI 09

**SEMUA PENSYARAH DAN GURU PELATIH DIJEMPUT HADIR**


aritowk mok kaka2 sal abm..
byk snanya..
p tnjuk sket jak lar aa..
x larat mk upload suma, klak2 lah..
tgu da yg latest k!!


^^POCKET CHART
^^
x kcak la..sb sggaut polah ria..
p xpa, mdm pdah simple is better~~


picca 1


^^VOKAL DAN ASOSIASINYA
^^


picca 2

cara mok pkeynya:
masukkan vokal nok padan dgn sebutan awalan gambar


picca 3

^^PINGGAN BERPOKET
^^
towk sma jwak kedak picca 2 & 3 ya..
p nya gabung vokal ngn konsonan..kira smua abjad lah


picca 4


^^TANGKAP-TANGKAP^^
tangkap2 towk nya pat tarit bol2 ya lekat kt nya..
pas dpt bol ya, cekgu akan nyuruh mbiak sebut nok da kt bol ya..
simple jak!!


picca 5


^^DAM ABJAD^^
ke 2 org men
biji dam ya k padankan kt papan abjad..
uruf kcik pat lgkah uruf kcik jak n sebaliknya untk besar..
pat langkah pat makan lah!!

biji dam plg byk dimkn kira kalah lewr..
hahah ciaan..


picca 6

^^DADU VOKAL
^^
men lambung2 jak towk..
caranya:
sebut uruf vokal nok ada pd permukaan atas dadu..
mun pat berik adiah..(gula batu jak ckop lah ya)
teknik ganjaran

tujuannya k nyuroh membiak ingat..


picca 7

--> x bpa nak smpurna upa bbm2 ya..
--> terrosak tym amali ngn mbiak..(XX bukan nama sebenar)
--> smua bbm towk hasil kerja original PIEY(kmk lewr) n MIRA (rumet mek)

--LOL!!--

.::DENX::.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SYG!!
waa,tuwa dah syg mek..

--> besh mucuk mek nyanyi tewk eyh <--

--> huhu <--

Saturday, August 8, 2009




ya lar pon2 mek ngan denx..
tukar dah gantong2 nya..
kmk ambek puteh..
kaler itam ya bg nya pkey..(sak x nmpak ilak mn ktor~~hek2)

hmm..tgok mena2..
pa benda ya snanya owh??




hoho
ya la biji beras..
hee~~kiut kan??

cam denx..hahah.. -LOL-

Friday, August 7, 2009






07/08/09
happy birthday my dear friend..

-LOL-

Thursday, August 6, 2009

hmm...
hari towk hari terakhir knak kuarantin..
??? (asanya kut~)

mmandangkan stok mknn dh abis..
so-->> kmkowg g cari buah mangga.. k mkn lewr..
kt cney2 jak skitar mktab towk..(sorry, no detail) cari kdrik cney k! ( *,^)


keyh2...
ju tgga
proses mengambik buah mangga!!



weenz : "wanz!!, cnun banyak jwak buah ya.."




smgt ezwan ambik buah k mekowgg..



aduiih... kepak eyh.. lek lowkk..




phewiit!! ya denx mek panjat pkok.. hee~~ xda tinggi pn pkok ya..




tok la yang mekowg usahakan..
mangga epal!! nyam2~~

p cam telo dinasour jak kan.. ~~LOL!!~~

Tuesday, August 4, 2009

>>sekali lagi...
>>diselubungi kebosanan..

>>xtawuk mok plah pa gk eh..
>>ritowk xda tgok movie..


plah movie ngn denx jak lah..kehkeh-->



>>p da g jogg laaa ptg tewk..x Laa mOvie jak2 kan...
>>festym ngn denx..
>>hee..LOL!!

Monday, August 3, 2009

kuarantin

aLahai..
boRing aLu eyh..

baCk 2 baCk moVie jak sminggu2 tOwk..
hee~~
da kuLiah pun ttap jWak sma 8ktvt..

LOL!!

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